How to Make a Prank Batch File Virus

A prank batch file

Just notepad or a fancy editor if you want

Open run and write notepad

You can open run by pressing windows key and R simultaneously:

windows key + R

@echo off

title Your Interest

color A

echo Are you interested in corn

ping 127.0.0.1 -n 3 > nul

echo Do you like corn

ping -w 2 127.0.0.1>nul

echo Would you like to act in corn

ping -w 2 127.0.0.1>nul

echo This is your only chance now

ping 127.0.0.1 -n 3 > nul

echo If you want to join press 1, if not press 2

echo Type 1 or 2

set input=

set /p input=

if %input%== 1 goto 1

if %input%== 2 goto 6

:1

Cls

color A

echo It seems you would like to proceed

ping 127.0.0.1 -n 3 > nul

echo We have a variety of actresses and actors

ping 127.0.0.1 -n 3 > nul

echo Are you male or female

ping -w 127.0.0.1 > nul

echo Type male or female

set input=

set /p input=

if %input%== male goto 2

if %input%== female goto 3

:2

Cls

color D

echo You selected the male category

ping 127.0.0.1 -n 3 > nul

echo we have a variety of actresses

ping 127.0.0.1 -n 4 > nul

echo We need more information before we proceed

ping 127.0.0.1 -n 4 > nul

echo Whats the size of your stick

echo option a.3-4 inches

echo option b.5-9 inches

echo Type your input 1 or 2

set input=

set /p input=

if %input%== 1 goto short

if %input%== 2 goto long

:3

Cls

color E

echo You selected the female category

ping 127.0.0.1 -n 3 > nul

echo We understand your dry spell

ping 127.0.0.1 -n 3 > nul

echo Sorry we currently dont have guys ready for the job

ping 127.0.0.1 -n 3 > nul

echo We will give you access to cornhub so you jerk off

ping 127.0.0.1 -n 3 > nul

echo Starting link

ping 127.0.0.1 -n 4 > nul

msg * opening the web

ping 127.0.0.1 -n 4 > nul

start https://www.pornhub.com/

echo bye

goto end

:short

Cls

color B

echo Analysing data

ping 127.0.0.1 -n 2 > nul

echo HAHAHA

ping 127.0.0.1 -n 3 > nul

echo We couldnt find a match

ping 127.0.0.1 -n 3 > nul

echo Short stick guys, am sorry

ping 127.0.0.1 -n 2 > nul

echo No gals want you

ping 127.0.0.1 -n 3 > nul

goto end

:long

Cls

color B

echo We are anaylzing the data

ping 127.0.0.1 -n 3 > nul

echo Nice Lenghth

ping 127.0.0.1 -n 4 > nul

echo Looks good

ping 127.0.0.1 -n 3 > nul

echo GO FUCK YOURSELVES

ping 127.0.0.1 -n 3 > nul

echo BYE

ping 127.0.0.1 -n 1 > nul

echo Hahaha

ping 127.0.0.1 -n 3 > nul

goto end

:6

Cls

color C

echo Fuck you gay Nigga

ping 127.0.0.1 -n 1 > nul

echo i dont care about your gay arse

ping 127.0.0.1 -n 3 > nul

msg * fuck you

ping 127.0.0.1 -n 3 > nul

msg * fuck you

ping 127.0.0.1 -n 3 > nul

msg * fuck you

ping 127.0.0.1 -n 3 > nul

msg * fuck you

:end

color A

Cls

echo Bye perv boy or gal

pause

exit

Any name will be fine, but it should end with .bat

After saving it run it and enjoy...

Then you should give your suggestions about it

I am gonna show you the different codes for colors:

I'm sure you know you write color followed by the hex digits...like above

The first he digit is for the background and the second is for the foreground

You can also get this by putting a weird arse hex code like

>>>color gh

It bring the same info as the above