String Em Up, an Experiment in Haphazard Organizing

So i have more adhd then Gd has pants, how many pants does gd have you ask; i dont know ask a rabbi.

These pants and shirts, crew tops, crop tops, some how magically seem to always end up on my floor.

But oy gevult! Theirs no space in my closet for my pile of clothing! Ah i know what if i DaveJons®™®₂

made little mini closets! On my hangers! In my closet! Oy Gevult! Leheim! Skibibadi! Thats brillent!…. Me…..

what you need!

-rope, shoelaces, or rope shoelaces (anything tough in this genre will do. It just needs to be able to hold the weight.)

-a basic understanding of knots! (not no understanting of knots thats Knot acceptable)

-paper (only if you want)

-tape (if you really really want)

-markers (if you wanna ziga zigah)

Now rip out all that mishmashed clothing from your closet and sort into piles, Rolls, or bunches and get a hanger for each one! (See the photo under supplies for my example)

Now get one of your strings! Untangle it from your string bin everyone has one of those right. You could probably also use an electrical cord. I can’t stop you.

Now tie, one end of the string to the hanger tight as you might, so it won’t slip off and tie the other end in a loose slipknot that will when you need it too.

You want to stay when pulled down and come off when pulled sideways.

Now take your clothing and slide it right on,

And all of us can see that you’ve got a mini shelf, that looks nothing like a tree. (Because it’s a hanger.)

And of course thee has to find some way to label

DECORATE!!!!!!

I’ve organized my clothing by type, but I can’t stop you. I’m not a cop you can organize yours by mouth feel. How will I stop you?

Lick that polyester.

Just make sure that each label is distinct colorful and bright, gray, and monotone just make it memorable to you so you can easily grab it out of your closet;

Now baby blue thats all you need to do

just rinse and repeat;

until all your piles are through,

Lots of love

from one tired sun of a gun; to you!

Have fun! Drink water! Go the heck outside.

I know i need to.

(notes: the art above is not mine, all other photos are, also for anyone wondering because I know I would I am Jewish not antisemitic.

It can be hard to tell from the outside at least in my experience when someone makes a joke that has cultural origins whether they’re doing it out of pride or out of malice.

In this case it’s out of love, the only malice I fear is towards my sleep schedule, which is not healthy. Anyways, I hope this helped or at least entertained you. If it did neither eh, it’s your life I hope it’s a good one.)