Ways to Use a Pencil.

Draw / write
Two pencils = chopsticks
Hairdo holder
Ear cleaner (the eraser)
Door stop
Two pencils = a way to move heavy objects
Keeps two painted surfaces from touching while they dry
chase game in swimming (pencils float)
two pencils = pontoons for a small watercraft
pencil shavings can be used to make a lovely picture
weapon of self defense
Dig mud out of tennis shoe treads
Exercise device to build dexterity by twirling it from finger to finger
two pencils = drumsticks
Pencils can be used as the frame for a small teepee
Measuring device
Sobriety testing tool for police
Used to induce hypnosis
8 pencils can be used to hold toes apart while polish dries
splint
Arrow
Garden stakes
Tool to pick up things you don't want to touch
ice remover
cutting dibber
long dice
fire starter
tracheotomy maker
weapon as in knife
firewood
sculpture
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Punch a hole in plastic wrap around various things, such as ink cartridges, computer accessories.
Punch a hole in soil for planting seeds.
Serve as a stick to support a plant
Plug up a hole
Use as a dowel
Use the graphite to lubricate door/drawer edges
Clean your ears (yuck!!)
Stir drinks (before cleaning ear wax)
Chew on it (before cleaning ears, after stirring drink)
Start a fire with it